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B.D.S.M. Newsletter – Week 2: Don’t Disrespect The Rams

The B.D.S.M. Newsletter is finally back, off a 59.8% season last year. To start the season, we have winners and high value teasers.

Alright you filthy degenerates, after spending week 1 finding the ebbs and flows of the league, I think it’s time for the newsletter to come back. I lost way too much money betting on the Miami-Louisville under, so the stakes have never been higher to get fucking rich today. That being said, I’ve got good news and bad news. Bad news: I wagered my girlfriend on the Miami game. But the good news? I have enough winners to get her back and maybe even win my dog back too!

The “Hey babe, your bookie is actually a really great guy” lock of the week (1 unit): Vikings (+3) @ Colts

Kirk Cousins threw for 10.9 yards/attempt in week 1, while the Colts found a way to lose to the Jags in a game where they did not punt and out gained Jax by 200 fucking yards. While watching this game, expect to scream at the TV, “You like that?!” while Phil Rivers will be muttering “Gosh dangit” for 4 quarters.

The “Oh my god, wouldn’t it be fun if you bet me to your bookie? And if you lose I’m his?” lock of the week (2 units): Falcons @ Cowboys (-3) and Bills (-6) @ Dolphins

Now, I could tell you about how the Cowboys had the #1 offense of 2020 with an avg of 6.5yds/play, or that Mike McCarthy has an A-grade as a home favorite at 53-34-4 ATS (18.6% ROI). But I won’t. I’ll just say that Dan Quinn is still the coach. That should be enough for any sane man.

The “Hey babe, can you drive me to your bookies house? I’m spending the weekend there” lock of the week (3 units): Rams (+1.5) @ Eagles

Last week, I personally thought Carson Wentz was murdered no less than 3 times. I watched his offensive line hold the door open for the pass rush. So, I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of Aaron Donald? If not, then you will tomorrow when you open up the paper and find Carson Wentz’s obituary. Oh, and Philly is missing 2 starts on their O-line. Why are the Rams underdogs against a team that lost to a football team named “Football team”? I don’t think we will ever know.

And finally, the “I haven’t seen my girlfriend in 4 months” teaser of the week:
Chiefs -9 (Becomes -3)
49ers -7.5 (Becomes -1.5)
Steelers -7 (Becomes -1)
Giants +4.5 (Becomes +10.5)

BONUS: Packers -7 (Becomes -1)
(+260 or +400 with Bonus)

That’s what I’ve got for this weeks Betting Done Sunday Morning newsletter. As always, take what you like, leave what you don’t, but most importantly: Let’s Get Fucking Rich.

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